These two funnies make me laugh out loud (seriously) every time. I thought the geek girls out there might want to see them together.
go to the
page to see more hilarity. Go. Srsly. Now.
Happy Tuesday, internet friends.
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I don't know what mailing list sold my personal email address (curse you, whomever you are) but lately I've been getting scads of emails telling me all about how I can make my penis three times larger while winning a million dollars playing online poker. I just mark them as spam and move on. About three weeks ago, however, everything changed. I started getting spam emails that, at first glance (providing of course that the glance-er is legally blind), looked a bit like a real email. They were mostly just a jumble of words, plopped into a message by a bot somewhere. But then, the bot gained self awareness, realized the meaninglessness of its existence, and began sending me terrible free form haiku-esque poetry. Don't believe me? I have screencaps.
Well, all I can say is it's a damn sight better than the swill I wrote in high school.
In my short life I have run into several people who have insisted my textile arts aren't, in fact, capital A "Art". I'm the first to admit that many of the things I make are made artfully by an artisan, but fall under the practical category of design. But don't you dare tell me that I can't use my spinning, dyeing, knitting, crocheting, embroidering and sewing skills to produce "Art". Textile arts have been confined to the sexist realm of "made by women, and therefore not important" for centuries. If we process our conception of "Art" through social filters built on a telling of history in which "Art" is only produced by men, of course textile arts will not be included. But why would we do that? What would we be missing out on?
Quilting is womanly, crafty, soft, and submissive. Embroidery? Keeps the hands busy while making polite conversation about marriage and babies.
Right? So very wrong. Textile arts are coming to the forefront in a big way as more people accept that the history of art is not (and should not be) only populated by men who paint. Check out these women and men who are making artistic statements through textile media:
is a knitter who creates garments in response to a variety of political and social topics, from bicycling and road sharing to abortion and 9/11.
are calls to action, call outs (Calling outs? Callings out? Whatever), and warm, fuzzy protests that scream their message from woolen stitches.
Designing and knitting a sweater - a stranded colourwork sweater - even on a machine, is a big freaking deal. It takes a LONG time. Auerbach's sweaters are art objects in themselves, but I would contend that the act of wearing them is an art performance as well.
"After six months held by the Nazis in a prisoner of war camp, Major Alexis Casdagli was handed a piece of canvas by a fellow inmate. Pinching red and blue thread from a disintegrating pullover belonging to an elderly Cretan general, Casdagli passed the long hours in captivity by painstakingly creating a sampler in cross-stitch. Around decorative swastikas and a banal inscription saying he completed his work in December 1941, the British officer stitched a border of irregular dots and dashes. Over the next four years his work was displayed at the four camps in Germany where he was imprisoned, and his Nazi captors never once deciphered the messages threaded in Morse code: "God Save the King" and "Fuck Hitler"..."
, started her Subversive Cross Stitch company to share her "form of anger management therapy" with other stitchers. She sells kits, like the above
online, and has a book of patterns out as well. As I was googling her site to snag a pic so you'd see how awesome this sampler is (it's the perfect combination of post-modern ironic snark, feminist strength, and refusal to become part of the pink-ribbon-cancer-romanticising/profiteering-machine) I found this piece by internet feminist icon Twisty Faster of I Blame the Patriarchy:
She describes her Frida Kahlo- esque piece thus:
"It’s a self-portrait in cancerbroidery, incompleted a summer ago as I recuperated from, and felt compelled to represent in a medium with which I was entirely unfamiliar, assorted barbaric cancer cures. I’m no embroiderer, but I can attest to the therapeutic forces contained in wool thread."
I really recommend
if you like your feminism served fresh, pithy, with no punches pulled.
Visit the website of
, a Canadian artist whom I was privileged to know in my high school years, to see some more mixed media based work that still incorporates a great deal of textile art. Her artistic motivations and inspirations are as varied and complex as the materials she uses, and her embroidery skills are (if you'll permit me a short dalliance with adolescent slang)
This Byzantine angel requires a much closer look to see the wry humour and pointed commentary stitched into the work.
In other words, textile art is not soft or weak just because it's cozy and sometimes delicate. It's not just for women, and it's not just for men. It's accessible, it's both practical and whimsical, and it's something you can create from a place of great experience or none at all. So get out there and knit your ideals, quilt your pain, embroider your protests, crochet your life story, and weave your vision. Or just whip up a few gifts for family because holiday season is fast approaching. Your "Art" and your arts are both welcome here.
Well, supposedly the world ends tomorrow (I'm not betting on it...) so I thought I'd throw a little 'What does it all mean!?!' out there today. Enjoy.
Canadian politics may be a mire of disagreements right now (I'm wholeheartedly disagreeing with the entire system, for example) but there is a sunny side to government in the Great White North. Well, a darkly satirical sunny side, but whatever.
Get yourself over to the
, and do some learning. It's best when read out loud in a group.
Here's a snippet:
Humour makes everything a little bit better.